Wednesday, April 14, 2010

A Good Taste of Revenge

I admit it. I like the taste of revenge. I don't often go through with the evil plans that run through my head, but I do enjoy thinking them. This song here has nothing to do with my current fantasies of revenge (which have to do with Toilet and my mother) but it is a great song nonetheless.





Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;
Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh

2 comments:

lawyerchik said...

I like this song, too, although I worry about the number of people who end up in criminal court as a result of vandalizing someone's vehicle (or worse)..... :)

Rising Rainbow said...

I like it too. Also like the new country song that I think is titled, "I'm gonna pray for you" More revenge........wonderful, sweet!